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TOP TEN SIGNS O.J.'S LAWYERS HAVE GIVEN UP
10. Every couple minutes, F. Lee Bailey yells, "I call Jack Daniels
to the stand!"
9. Call recesses to ask O.J. "Got any ideas, genius?"
8. Incriminating evidence is held up and they say "Wow! A bloody
glove! Cool!"
7. Answer all prosecution objections with "Whatever"
6. When O.J. asks how it's going, they chuckle and say, "Promise
you won't kill me?"
5. Already begun asking the Menendez brothers how much money they
have
4. Just ordered the Juice a custom-tailored Armani suit with
vertical stripes
3. Their "surprise witness" turns out to be this guy [photo of
tattoo artist from sketch earlier in show]
2. Just placed large "no refunds" signs on defense table, facing
O.J.
1. Johnnie Cochran frequently gives Juror #4 the finger
Letterman, Friday, July 21, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995